Once upon a time, a game named AC:Valhalla was released. This piece of art was owned by the cruel and unforgiving dark lord, Ubisoft. Then came our hero, Empress. She freed the game, and gave it to the people, forever to be remembered in history. But then came the blasphemous assholes, who claimed that our hero was a cult leader. She was pissed, and left the scene. Whether she has a cult or a cunt, shouldn’t matter, as she was the chosen one to slay the Denuvo dragon.
When will she return, God only knows.
Long live Empress.
Release the update.
Haters may suck her divine schlong.