FIGHT TOGETHER. RISE TOGETHER.
You and your friend just crash-landed on an alien planet harboring a secret source of powerful magic. All of reality is on the verge of collapse, and two magical creatures have chosen you as their heroes. To save the planet, you’ll fight, die, and bond with the Stormhearts to rise again — stronger, fiercer, and unstoppable.
Storm Lancers is a fast-paced rogue-like, where every run means dodging death, overcoming enemies, and mastering powerful skills. The battle is on, so team up in chaotic co-op to double your chances of survival.
FEATURES
ROGUE-LITE ACTION
On Cryptica, no two runs are the same. Explore ever-shifting biomes in 4K 60 FPS on supported hardware, where every leap, slash, and dash brings you one step closer to unraveling the mystery. Discover powerful gear, master randomized weapons, and earn permanent upgrades that transform your base moveset into an acrobatic arsenal.
BOSSES & ENEMIES
From a machine race that consumes planets to alien flora and fauna that want to kill everything, fight through bosses and enemies who will force you to think faster, fight harder, and adapt quickly. This is an ever-changing battlefield where killer instincts and survival skills are everything.
WEAPONS & ABILITIES
Grow your acrobatic moveset with permanent upgrades like slide, dash, and double jump. Plus, experiment with an evolving arsenal, flaming swords, razor-sharp katars, rifles, hammers, and grenade launchers. Each weapon is designed for destruction, so choose wisely — or die quickly.
CHAOTIC CO-OP
Help a friend then nab a rare drop right out from under them. This is all-out, rogue-like action that’s even crazier with two. Whether you’re having trouble with a later biome or just looking to add some chaos, a friend can dive in instantly in couch co-op or online with Steam Remote Play Together. If your partner drops, keep playing seamlessly in solo mode to stay in the action.
KEY FEATURES
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Rogue-lite Action—Experience frenetic action and combat in 4K at 60 FPS on supported hardware
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Grow Your Acrobatics—Unlock permanent upgrades, like slide, dash, and double jump
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Test Your Power—Mix and match weapons, abilities, and powerups run after run
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Chaotic Co-op—Invite a friend for couch co-op or online co-op with Steam Remote Play Together
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An Alien Mystery—Face 5 shifting biomes and multiple alien bosses to unravel the mystery
Game Title: Storm Lancers
Store Page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4046570/ -35%
Metacritic: https://www.metacritic.com/game/storm-lancers/
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Developer: ProbablyMonsters
Publisher: ProbablyMonstersGame Length: [hltb title=”Storm Lancers”]
User Rating: 1 0 1 user reviews
Release Date: 9 Dec, 2025
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SIZE: 1.54 GB
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- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-9500/ AMD Ryzen 5 3500x
- Memory: 16 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia GeForce GTX 1660 Ti 6GB / AMD Radeon Radeon RX 5500XT 8GB
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 10 GB available space
- Sound Card: Surround Sound
- VR Support: No
- Additional Notes ↓ : Requires a 64-bit processor and Operating System
Recommended:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 11
- Processor: Intel Core i7-11700k/ AMD Ryzen 7 5700x3d
- Memory: 32 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia GeForce RTX 3070 8GB / AMD Radeon Radeon RX 7700XT 12GB
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 10 GB available space
- Sound Card: Surround Sound
- VR Support: No
- Additional Notes ↓ : Requires a 64-bit processor and Operating System
Languages:English, French, Italian, German, Portuguese – Brazil, Spanish – Latin America




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